Jimmy Carter is a Horrible Human Being

Jimmy Carter is evil. Evil right down to his cold black heart, which pumps not blood like yours and mine, but rather a thick, vominous fluid that clots in his pea-sized brain and is the cause of his Nazi-esque pattern of violent behavior. Don't let his Nobel Peace prize and that Habitat for Humanity schtick fool you.

And you wouldn't believe what he said about me! That wrinkly old peanut farmer had the gall to say this on Larry King Live:

He’s been strongly in favor of the Iraqi war from the very beginning. He was one of the originators of the public statements that misled the American people into believing that the Iraqi war was justified. He’s been an undeviating supporter of the war from the very beginning and still is. He’s joined in with the Republican spokespersons by saying that Democrats who disagree are really supporting terrorism. So for all these reasons I’ve lost my confidence in Joe Lieberman and don’t wish to see him re-elected.

Watch the video here. What an asshole! I'm never eating peanuts again.