Wednesday, July 26, 2006


Well the race is heating up. I've got a ton of corporate donors to schmooze over, and I'm short on time to blog. Here are a few blurbs to tide you over:

  • I'm proud to announce another endorsement: Col. Vasily Andropov! The Connecticut For Lieberman party salutes you, sir.

  • My opponent, 'Nutty' Ned Lamont, was endorsed by none other than verbal pornographer Howard Stern. You can listen to that anti-family values psycho praise Lamont here, but make sure to wash your ears out with soap after doing so.

  • Willington became the 5th Connecticut town to pass a resolution demanding that I drop my possible independent bid for the Senate. As one of my biggest supporters might say, Willington is now DEAD TO ME.

  • Hartford Courant headline: Lamont Returns to the Attack. Why would anyone want to attack me? I'm a nice guy, honest. All this anger and negativity isn't going to get you elected, punk. Besides, even if you did win, an angry liberal like you would never be invited to all the cool DC cocktail parties. So really, what is the point?


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can Robo-Clinton Really Save Joe?

What have things come to when Joe Lieberman has to use a recorded message of Bill Clinton to ensure that Connecticut voters won't hang up on him? And why won't Lieberman talk to us about what Clinton calls "the Pink Elephant in the Room" - the Iraq War?

The message on the issues that people really care about has been lost. Fortunately, some enterprising people on the Internets have made an effort to answer a question that many voters must have - Who is Joe Lieberman?

Debunk Joe Lieberman's many twisted lies

Learn how Republicans are financing his campaign

Examine Lieberman's strong support from Supreme Leader Bush and a gaggle of TV/talk radio wackjobs

7:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fortunately, it will only be a "short ride" back to Connecticut from DC for Joe in January.

7:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anonymous #1 - broken links in your post

8:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those are NOT broken links.

That is a most creative use of a frontpage! Certainly better than anything the Lying-man campaign has come up with.

Even if I am not involved in any of the CT politics, I must say that I am on the side of Ned Lamont because he has some of the coolest supporters:)!

7:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who Better?

Who better to be the voice of the soul of the party than someone whose:

Great-grandfather, Thomas Lamont, was one of Woodrow Wilson's negotiators on the Treaty of Versailles. (compare/contrast to Condi's hand to forehead tick and timely shoe shopping expeditions).

Great-uncle, Corliss was a leading figure in the ACLU and a founder of the National Emergency Civil Liberties Committee that successfully sued the CIA on domestic spying. (NSA spying program and the useless Torture Czar today)

Father, Ted, helped administer the Marshall Plan after World War II and served in HUD. (hello, Katrina mismanagement)

And did you know that Lamont volunteers as a public school teacher?

Who is Ned Lamont? Probably our Connecticut's next Senator.


7:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're right, Joe -- it ain't fair! You're the nicest Republican in Washington, hands down!
-- sglover

10:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd rather have my teeth extracted than settle for another six years of Joementum.

11:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fortunately, it will only be a "short ride" back to Connecticut from DC for Joe in January.

Joe won't be going back to CT. It's a sure bet that after the putz loses, he'll take a sweet lobbying gig for, say, the financial industry. It'll be pretty much the same shilling and pimping that he does now, for the same people -- but the money will be better.
-- sglover

12:45 AM  

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