Well the race is heating up. I've got a ton of corporate donors to schmooze over, and I'm short on time to blog. Here are a few blurbs to tide you over:
- I'm proud to announce another endorsement: Col. Vasily Andropov! The Connecticut For Lieberman party salutes you, sir.
- My opponent, 'Nutty' Ned Lamont, was endorsed by none other than verbal pornographer Howard Stern. You can listen to that anti-family values psycho praise Lamont here, but make sure to wash your ears out with soap after doing so.
- Willington became the 5th Connecticut town to pass a resolution demanding that I drop my possible independent bid for the Senate. As one of my biggest supporters might say, Willington is now DEAD TO ME.
- Hartford Courant headline: Lamont Returns to the Attack. Why would anyone want to attack me? I'm a nice guy, honest. All this anger and negativity isn't going to get you elected, punk. Besides, even if you did win, an angry liberal like you would never be invited to all the cool DC cocktail parties. So really, what is the point?