Bubba Come And Save Me
President Bill Clinton will be stopping in Connecticut to campaign for me today. He's my secret weapon! How many Presidents have been campaigning for Ned Lamont? (Answer: ZERO!) It's great that my man Bill will be in town, especially since his wife hasn't been much help.
I've been getting a lot of crap from the Ned Lamont crowd for my stance against Clinton during the Monica Lewinsky scandal. Look, the reason that I ranted against Bill Clinton on his infidelity was that what he did was morally reprehnsible, and any decent man of God would have condemed it (and I didn't get the nickname Holy Joe for nothing!). Besides, some even say that what I did saved Clinton's presidency. Even so, it was still a difficult experience for all concerned. Thankfully, George W. Bush has never done anything morally objectionable enough to deserve a lecture on the Senate floor.
Also coming in to support me today is Barbara Boxer. Boxer, whose name proudly resides on my Campaign Endorsements list along with such luminaries as Ann Coulter and Bill O'Reilly, is the only Democratic Senator to actually come to Connecticut and campaign for me. Joe Biden was supposed to come, but I guess he is **still** waiting for his train. But you'd think that Senator Boxer would have shown up on a different day than President Clinton; she would have gotten much more publicity that way. Hmmmm....usually Senators really revel in attention. I guess Babs is just being selfless and doing this without any regard for getting credit. Everybody send Barbara Boxer an e-mail and thank her for supporting me!